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I didn’t know what to write about so I sent a text to my daughter:BlackBerry-Q10-41

Help! My mind is blank!

What should I write about for my Hump Day Chronicles post?!?

Ring, ring…

Me: Hello

Michaela: Write about Miley Cyrus. She said she’s going to be sexy until she’s 40 on the Today Show.

Me: What?

Michaela: She says people don’t have sex after 40. You should write about that!

Me: No, I’m not writing about that.

Michaela: Whoa… hello, hello? A cop just went by!

Me: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ON THE PHONE WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING?!!!

Michaela: No. Carl is driving.

Me: Who’s Carl?

Michaela: He’s a boy… who works for a rival gas station.

Me: Oh.

Michaela: Write about generational gaps between me, you and Oma. How we’re the same and we think differently. How we’re all sarcastic.

Me: (confused facial expression)  No. You write about that.

Michaela: Write about how Oma asked me if I smoke weed. Was she serious?

Me: No

Michaela: Write about how your life as a mom has changed since I’ve become an adult.

Me: How has my life changed?? I’m still dishing over cash and you’re still not taking my advice…?

Michaela: (sigh)  Well I tried to inspire you…

Me: Ok. I love you.

Michaela: So you’re just going to end the conversation now? Write about how we scream along with Kelly Clarkson songs in the car!

Me:  (laughing) I love you!

Michaela: (laughing)  You’re just gonna hang up??

Me: I love you!

Michaela: I love you too mom. I miss you!

Me: I miss Carl.

Michaela: What?

Me: Bye!

Don’t roll your eyes at me Missy – you told me to write about it! 😉

~ HUMP DAY CHRONICLES ~

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