Help! My mind is blank!
What should I write about for my Hump Day Chronicles post?!?
Michaela: Write about Miley Cyrus. She said she’s going to be sexy until she’s 40 on the Today Show.
Michaela: She says people don’t have sex after 40. You should write about that!
Me: No, I’m not writing about that.
Michaela: Whoa… hello, hello? A cop just went by!
Me: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ON THE PHONE WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING?!!!
Michaela: No. Carl is driving.
Me: Who’s Carl?
Michaela: He’s a boy… who works for a rival gas station.
Michaela: Write about generational gaps between me, you and Oma. How we’re the same and we think differently. How we’re all sarcastic.
Me: (confused facial expression) No. You write about that.
Michaela: Write about how Oma asked me if I smoke weed. Was she serious?
Michaela: Write about how your life as a mom has changed since I’ve become an adult.
Me: How has my life changed?? I’m still dishing over cash and you’re still not taking my advice…?
Michaela: (sigh) Well I tried to inspire you…
Me: Ok. I love you.
Michaela: So you’re just going to end the conversation now? Write about how we scream along with Kelly Clarkson songs in the car!
Me: (laughing) I love you!
Michaela: (laughing) You’re just gonna hang up??
Me: I love you!
Michaela: I love you too mom. I miss you!
Me: I miss Carl.
Don’t roll your eyes at me Missy – you told me to write about it! 😉
~ HUMP DAY CHRONICLES ~