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Yup, that’s right! This is my 87th post! I can’t believe it. Who would have ever thought I’d get this far?

What!!

87 isn’t a milestone?

Well I’ve been trying to hang on until my 100th…

but it’s taking WAY TOO LONG!

So in honour of my 87th post, I’ve decided to post 87 random thoughts.

Put on your seatbelts and hang on!

87 RANDOM THOUGHTS

1. Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

2. If certain convenience stores are open 24/7, why do they have locks on their doors?

3. Yes, as a matter of fact, I do own the sidewalk!

4. I’m so hungry right now I could eat the arse off a skunk! (chicken soup is heating on the stove)

5. uh oh, I’m running out of thoughts…

6. Wazza matta you HEY! you gotta no respectΒ HEY! whadda ya tryin’ ta do HEY!

7. I miss my daughter.

8. I want summer back!

9. I like Australian Shiraz.

10. I’m reading the final book in the Clan of the Cave bear series.

11. It’s called the Land of Painted Caves.

12. I just hiccupped.

13. I just realized my zipper is down.

14. I have a collection of pens that don’t write anymore…why do I keep them?

15. I like peanut butter

16. I like bubble baths.

17. My hairdresser says that bangs on 40-year-old women are called BOTOX.

18. My hairdresser is funny πŸ˜‰

19. My co-worker gave me tomatoes from her garden – mmmmmmm

20. Only 67 more random thoughts to go

21. Yawning….

22. I should have thought through this 87 random thought thing…

23. WordPress is suggesting Lurpak as a tag.

24. What the heck is Lurpak?

25. I like red.

26. My dream kitchen would have a black and white checkered floor and red would accent cupboards and appliances.

27. Only 60 random thoughts to go!

28. WordPress is suggesting Tesco as a tag for this post.

29. What is Tesco?

30. My daughter had all four wisdom teeth removed on the 14th.

31.Β  When does Once Upon a Time start again?

32. Is it true that more people are alive than dead?

33. Only 34 more to go!

34. haha gotcha 54 more to go!

35. 52 now.

36. Now WordPress is suggesting I tag barcode…so I will!

37. They say a 65-year-old woman has more testosterone that a 65-year-old man.

38. Once I posed for a photo as a hitch hiker by Stud Creek Road.

Told ya it was real!!

39. Stud Creed Road is so a real road!

40. Only 47 to go!

41. Song lyrics: I don’t like spiders and snakes, and that ain’t what it takes to love me… well duh!

42. WordPress wants me to tag WordPress.

43. Okey Dokey.

44. I’ve never been to a High School Reunion. Nobody’s!

45. Ever hear Sister Mary Elephant?

46. Put lemon in the tidy bowl?

47. Did you know that the saying “Rule of Thumb” originated as a suggestion not to beat your wife with a stick bigger than your thumb?

48. Just tagged Rule of Thumb!

49. Always be yourself! Unless you can be a Unicorn, then always be a Unicorn.

50. Only 27 more random thoughts!!!

51. You can’t have the cake and eat it too.

52. Gimme dat! Gobble, gobble…

53. Use Lurpak in a sentence…I dare ya!

54. Quick! A word that rhymes with eighty-seven!

55.Β  I wish I thought of this random thought post on my 11th post!

56. Quick! Somebody check what my 11th post was!

57. I like when IΒ notice my digital clock at 11:11!

58. I think Mr. Rogers was scary as hell!

59. Who are the people in your neighbourhood?

60. I’m no stalker, I just know stuff. By the way, you’re out of milk. πŸ™‚

61. I make really good home-made soup!

62. Quick! What colour are my blue eyes?

63. I can’t remember if the first boy who kissed me was Peter Stevenson or Steven Peterson…

64. Only 23 to go!!

65. Only solicitors and survey people call my land line.

66. Why do I keep my land line?

67. I just burped.

68. Pardon me…

69. My computer just completed a scheduled scan.

70. Only 17 more random thoughts!!

71. The top 5 all-time visitors to my blog come from: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom and India.

72. The most commonly searched word that leads people to my blog is community.

73. The second most common is alone.

74. 13 more!!

75. 12 more!!!

76. Today is the youngest I’ll be for the rest of my life!

77. Ha! WordPress wants me to tag Peter Stevenson!

78. Who the heck is Peter Stevenson?

79. What?

80. Hang on, I’ll be right back πŸ˜‰

81. I’m back!! Did you miss me?

82. LOL

83. This is hard!

84. 3 more!

85. I’m out of Windex and every time I go out to get supplies I forget the Windex!

86. 1 more!!!!!!!

87. Please share a random thought in the comment section.

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